When Life Gives You Lemons…

TheBookishWriterKiwi came up with the MBTI to “when life gives you lemons…” for every personality.

ISFP: When life gives you lemons, grab them and eat them as fast as you can before life decides to take them back.
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ESFP: When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila and throw a party!

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ISTP: When life gives you lemons you squirt them into the eyes of your enemies.

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ESTP: When I life gives you lemons, put them on your nipples and make lemon juice.

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INTP: When life, gives you lemons, you must clone those lemons and make super lemons then you create a new lemon race. adventure time animated GIF

ENTP: When life gives you lemons, construct a crude electrochemical battery. Then ??? Then profit.

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INTJ:  If life gives you lemons, deal with it.

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ENTJ: If life gives you lemons, throw them at life…see if life will make the same mistake again. Nothing messes with you.

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INFP:  When life gives you lemons you use your magical powers and spells to make it into an orange juice. Or you just write about the lemons.

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ENFP: When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it. (Because ENFPs don’t read the directions)

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INFJ: When life give you lemons, eat them, they are good for you – life knows best.

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ENFJ: When life gives you lemons, store them in your fridge until you have guests over.

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ISFJ: When life gives you lemons, keep calm and make lemonade.

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ESFJ: When life gives you lemons make a cookbook out of it and become the next Martha Stewart.

ISTJ: When life gives you lemons make lemonade.chelsea handler animated GIF

ESTJ: When life gives you lemons, wipe out every lemon farm, and sell the last 2 lemons for profit.

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Best Always,

CEO

28 Kinds of People You’ll Come Across on Valentine’s Day

Well folks, love it or hate it…Valentine’s Day is here! This day has so many mixed reviews, you’re bound to stumble upon one or even a couple of the following types of people.

1) The single ladies at the club:

2) The person who puts way too much wasabi on their California Roll during date night:

 

3) The person who’s quarreling with their partner, but doesn’t want to be because Valentine’s Day:

misscyanidecupcake:</p><br /><br /><br />
<p>This is how I feel right now. Why do adults always have to yell at each other whenever they are feeling distressed? I believe that yelling does nothing but make problems worse. Not only that, but it stresses the other people around them. People should learn how to communicate with each other in a calm and civil manner.<br /><br /><br /><br />

4) The person who spends Valentine’s Day with their cat:

megganlorelei:</p><br /><br /><br />
<p>For Dani :D

5) The single person that looks at couples with hardcore side-eye:

6) The person whose heart is so cold, this happens at the mere mention of Valentine’s Day:

7) The person who’s their own Valentine:

8) The “You better do better than just a dinner” Valentine:

9) The single ladies in the club living it up:

10) The person who normally goes to restaurants alone, but refuses to on Valentine’s Day:

on point for valentine’s day!

11) The person who does not want to be bothered with Valentine’s Day breakfast:

12) The person whose love life is non-existent:

13) The Netflix binger:

::Netflix, you’re my one & only::

14) The person who has a significant other, but forgot all about Valentine’s Day and has to rush to get a gift:

15) The person who doesn’t give a flying feather what day it is:

16) The person who takes 10 years to get ready:

::perfection takes time::

17) The super feminist:

18) The person that’s really upset about not having a Valentine:

19) The marriage-bound couple:

perfectly-shy:</p><br /><br /><br />
<p>Okay I was rewatching The Beat alls episode and the reason I just love this episode is because it was really cute seeing Mojojo fall in love. I thought it was utterly adorable in the episode that they were holding hands and doing “evil” stuff together. I always felt bad for Mojojo’s character because he’s a bitter primate who has been very lonely. He seemed really happy being with Moko Jono (Though she actually didn’t like him and wasn’t even an criminal) , but I don’t know I thought it was the cutest thing ever.

20) The person who’s pumped as hell for Valentine’s Day:

officialcherhorowitz:</p><br /><br /><br /><br />
<p>turnt up<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />

21) The person who’s stuck working on Valentine’s Day:

22) The person who doesn’t necessarily have a Valentine, but appreciates the nature of the love-filled holiday:

23) The comfortable couple having a Valentine’s Day date night:

24) The person that absolutely loves their Valentine’s Day gift:

::insta coming soon::

25) The person that’s beyond ready for the Valentine’s Day themed party tonight:

26) The excited single person planning the girl’s night out:

27) The bitter Betty:

powerpuff-save-the-day:</p><br /><br /><br /><br />
<p>i feel u

28) The dominatrix:

::especially after 50 Shades of Grey::

 Have a great day everyone!

CEO ❤

26 Lessons the Kardashians Taught Us About Staying Positive

I have two thoughts on positivity.

  1. It’s really important to be positive through all of life’s situations.
  2. #1 is really easier said than done and being positive is out of many people’s control.

The Kardashians are everywhere you turn your head. Although drama and controversy always follow the infamous family, one can’t deny they know how to spin the most terrifying situations in life, into something positive ($ and lucrative $).

They are here today to put a positive spin on your life. Here are some uplifting tips for whenever you are feeling down.

1) Appreciate the little things.

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2) Be fully proud of who you are no matter what.

3) Channel your creativity.

 

4) Always make the time to dazzle.

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5) Expand your vocabulary.

A new book or an online magazine should do the trick.

6) Practice the art of being friendly.

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7) Generosity is key.

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::share that célfie::

8) Be honest, to yourself and others.

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9) Never let the haters get you down.

10) Know how to take a joke.life animated GIF

11) Laughing does the heart good.

12) Remember life is a on-going learning process.kim kardashian animated GIF

13) And it doesn’t go as planned most of the time.

#suckitup

14) Stray away from the drama as much as humanly possible.

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15) Originality is beautiful.

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16) Have a cupcake.

There’s just something about portion controlled frosting when you’re down.

17) Spend quality time with loved ones.

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18) Make time to relax.

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19) Shine bright and don’t be sorry.

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20) Teach yourself something new.keeping up with the kardashians animated GIF

21) Do some hardcore self-evaluation.

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22) Vulnerability is okay.

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Crying is farthest sign of weakness, especially as an adult. Sometimes it takes more courage to be honest with yourself and your emotions and let it out.

23) Wholeheartedly follow your passions.

24) It’s perfectly fine to want me-time


25) Stay young-at-heart.

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26) Zany is completely fine once in a while.

Let it go and have a good time! Life is too short to not do so ❤

Best Always,

CEO

#ThrowbackThursday: Like I Love You- Justin Timberlake

Today marks the 11 year anniversary of Janet Jackson’s Superbowl wardrobe malfunction. My question is… If Jackson would’ve performed in this year’s Superbowl, would she get the Missy Elliot/ Paul McCartney treatment this new generation is giving legendary musicians?

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We’ll never know. Here I leave you with a fresh, young Justin Timberlake and his first solo single “Like I Love You.” Although the song that ensued the exposure was “Rock Your Body,” JT’s first single deserves some unclad love too.

“You’re a good girl and that’s what makes me trust ya…”

Confessions of a Witty Waitress Part II

You all know.. I wasn’t done…

giphy (39)and I’ll probably never be done as long as I’m in the service industry. Here are some more love/hate aspects of the very unpredictable life of a waitress.

LOVE: MOLDING MY PEOPLE SKILLS

One meets every kind of person working in the service industry; one sees the good,

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the bad,

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LOVE: 50% OFF FOOD/FREE FOOD

Nothing like spending less/no money on food.

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HATE: THE BIG BILLS

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Pay your bill that’s $27.53 with a $100 bill and we’re gonna have a problem.. in my head. 

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LOVE: FOOD MISPRONUNCIATION

Herb, salmon, andouille sauce… keep it coming guys it’s a little giggle.. in my head… every time.

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HATE: BEER LISTS/WINE LIST/ ALCOHOL LISTS

Alcohol makes a bill/check go from 0-100 really quick, BUT… I have had countless moments when a drink is on the menu and the bar is out of stock (ALWAYS ASK THE MANAGER/ BARTENDER) #makethatadouble

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HATE: DECLINED CARDS

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It’s just super awkward and I’m the queen of making awkward situations… more awkward.

HATE: COUPONS

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(I honestly don’t mind coupons) If you’re using one.. tip out the original bill. #TimesAreHard

LOVE: MEETING BOMB/AWESOME/HAPPY PEOPLE

When I crack a witty joke and you laugh, you’re awesome. Even if you’re upset, I’ll still TRY (my hardest) to find a way to make you crack a smile. Politeness and just plain smiling go a really long way with me. I will make sure your experience at the restaurant is exceptional. We work together to make the goal (feeding you) not just possible, but a very pleasant event.

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Best always,

CEO

P.S. I do not intend to anger or upset anyone with my posts about waitressing. I honestly enjoy what I do, so I really should not be complaining. However, humans need to vent and why notttttt on my blog. Please do not take any offense/ I hope I made you smile!

Video

#Harristocracy

Introducing the Buddha of Monmouth University, Professor Mary Harris. I was raiding YouTube and I found her channel! This video made me feel like I was sitting in her class listening to her give her excellent life advice. Professor Harris has a lifestyle channel called Sprout & Blossom to accompany her blog/website Sprout and Blossom Wellness. Subscribe/follow her for overall happiness in your life. #Harristocracy

#ThrowbackThursday: Wannabe- Spice Girls

History never fails to repeat itself. The British Invasion of this generation is in full effect with artists like Sam Smith, Ed Sheeran, Lorde, One Direction, etc taking o v e r. This throwback is dedicated to the ladies that led the 90s version of the British Invasion, The Spice Girls! #EEEEP Growing up, I always wanted to be Baby Spice amongst my group of girls, but now Posh alllll the way. *cue in Fancy- Iggy Azalea*

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“Now, don’t go wasting my precious time…
Get your act together, we could be just fine “